Top 10 things to rest on Serena Williams ass...

I know you think about this a lot so:

10: Ham Sandwich

9. Lolita by Nabakov

8. Your laptop

7. Photos of your family and loved ones

6. Your favorite beer

5. A child

4. Kittens, lots of them.

3. The remote to your new HDTV

2. Collectors edition Star Wars Toys

1. Your NOSE!